February 2012
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So, I was joking with my boyfriend that his best friend (who is dating his ex) did a better job at asking his girlfriend to prom. He just assumed I was going with him, and “no” wasn’t an option. So nowww, he’s decided to “out lame” his best friend. I told him not to, but his mind is already set.
adayindreamland:
pukeprince:
why do people think sex is so bad honestly if someone calls someone a slut its like why? because they have sex? what the hell is wrong with sex? if your parents didn’t have sex you wouldn’t exist your parents are sluts your grandma is a slut you can’t have kids or you’re gonna be a slut too
get over it sex is good have sex with everyone then eat pizza
i was just...
If there is no love in the world, we will make a new world, and we will give it...
– Jonathan Safran Foer (Everything Is Illuminated)
"Katniss, there is no District Twelve."
thecakesokay:
Miss Piggy On Beauty
fatseux:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Role model.
And when at last you find someone to whom you feel you can pour out your soul,...
– Sylvia Plath (via fuck-yeah-sylvia-plath)
Weird Pet Peeve:
daisysnotebook:
Every single book on my shelves must be in alphabetical order or it bothers the crap out of me.
That awkward moment when you guess part of the...
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